I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
*Using whatever metric you chose. Your favorite band might not be your “Top Artist”. It also might not be the band you’ve seen live the most times. Chose with your heart.
I love this. I’m all for these types of friendships but I think most ppl think anything intimate is too far but friends can do these things too
When I talk about queering friendship this is the type of shit I’m talking about. Just genuine, meaningful gestures and actions of love even within platonic relationships.
